Conversation with a pre tween Diva---
The Diva: Mom how come I'm the only girl in school who doesn't have a bra?"
(Good grief no warning this time question completely out of left field)
Me: Well honey you don't have anything to put in a bra yet. (Breathe Renee breathe and hold on)
The Diva: Well Megan has one and sheeeee doesn't have boobies yet.
(Deep breathe)
Me: Megan's mom bought her one and that's ok for her... you are not going to get one until you have something to put in one.
The Diva: Well when will that be?
Me:Uuuummmmm well...seeee when you ummmmmm (Ugggggghhhhhh need a paper bag can't breathe ....)
The Diva: Is that another hard question again?
Me: yeah why?
The Diva: you have that look on your face..... then she happily skips out of the room.
I love reading your conversations with your kids! They're so funny, and a frightening glimpse into what I have to look forward to (yikes!!!).
ReplyDeleteThank you Sara.... ooooo you just wait... you have 2 girls. You are gonna have fun.
ReplyDeleteTerrific Renee! I've graduated from all this but it is so much fun to read and remember...the days of deep breaths, no breaths, and mind numbing panic. I could never have relayed it as well as you do. You will be so glad that you wrote this all down. Cudos!
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